old math

people will love you
if you can
tell them the time
00:00

they will like you
if you can
add +
and subtract -

they will be suspicious
if you can
multiply x
and divide /

they will hate you
if you can
do logarithms .

they will either kill you
or call the police
if you can
find the f(x)

they will worship you
if you can
remember their birthday
00/00/00