Equations

Where has the time gone?
she wanted to know

I point to my ample rump

Right here

I try to figure an equation
whereby time
(which is basically without mass)
is converted into fat
of which my lower portions
are thickly supplied

I am looking
for the Eternal
Time=F(at)a(SS)
connection

when
I find I do not know
an adequate amount
of math or physics

So, I turn to Him
for the answers
the man who gains 50lbs.
and still looks thin

for I feel

He must already
have figured
it out